My thoughts are less of fitting in and more of being a better man. I just wanna be a better man. I AM ALIVE.
What an idiot he should be embarrassed
"if you’re a whore move along, you most likely disgust me"
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
maybe that’s why he wants to go .. >.>
i cant believe a large group of adult men rigged a survey to vote for the best animated kids show of 2013 by creating scripts that automatically vote for my little pony a million times i feel like were living in a bizarro alternate universe of the real true timeline where bronies are fairytale creatures that only exist in legends
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
THIS DUDE IS MY FRIEND’S UNCLE
The Janitor is the best character on Scrubs.