my first zelda game was ocarina of time when i was nine and i got my friend who was good at video games to get epona for me and then i rode epona in circles around hyrule. sometimes i went to zora’s domain and jumped off the waterfall. i guess logically i must have beaten the temples you need to unlock becoming an adult but i have no memory of that and might have made my friend do that part, also. then when i was ten i got majora’s mask and managed to play enough to unlock epona on my own, and rode in circles around termina. i watched my brother play windwaker but never bothered playing it myself because toon link wasn’t hot enough for me to overlook the lack of horse. twilight princess link was hot but there was a lot of gameplay between me and the horse so i didn’t make it very far. unsurprisingly i never played skyward sword. breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom were made for me specifically in particular, is what i’m saying here.
i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused
There are additions on this post that have been added later one through remarks
Truth is, it reads more like “she can do everything” and “him, it’s just Ken”
And “ken” is a word from a slang language system where you switch the syllables (verlan) used in French that means “to fuck” (niquer (to fuck (familiar)) -> quer-ni -> kéni -> ken)
So “Him, it’s just fucking”
Which I think is even more hilarious
ADDITION: An anon pointed out that orally (without paying attention to the comma), it can be understood as “Lui sait juste Ken”, which would translate as “He only knows (how) to fuck” and I think that’s even MORE hilarious
